Create a 9:16 vertical smartphone social-media feed mockup titled "宋朝人的朋友圈" / "SONG DYNASTY SOCIAL MEDIA FEED". Use a humorous time-travel interface design that blends modern social media UI with Song dynasty culture. The screen should look like a dark-mode mobile feed, but all content belongs to a Song dynasty scene. Use a Song scholar portrait as the avatar. Username: "苏东坡SuShi_Official". Post text: "刚到黄州,被贬了但心情还行。今天自己做了东坡肉,味道绝了,附菜谱:". The attached image is a gongbi-style close-up illustration of Dongpo pork. Like list: "黄庭坚、秦观、佛印等126人". Comments: "王安石:呵呵" and "司马光:还是那个味道". Replace modern like icons with Song dynasty ornamental motifs. Status bar shows "大宋移动 5G" and "元丰三年". Use dark mobile UI colors mixed with elegant Song dynasty tones. Make it a witty collision of history and social media, with clear hierarchy, readable Chinese UI text, polished mobile-screen layout, and 9:16 aspect ratio.