Generate a deliberately imperfect, overly realistic candid photo that imagines what an AI assistant might look like if it accidentally took [Shooting Method] on a [Phone Style]. Do not create a polished portrait or intentional composition. Make the image feel like a very ordinary, slightly failed snapshot: no clear subject, awkward angle, chaotic framing, slight motion blur, uneven lighting, mild overexposure, and a casual real-world indoor environment. The result should feel like a selfie accidentally triggered while pulling a phone out of a pocket, with unplanned edges, partial face or body fragments, mundane background clutter, and believable smartphone noise. Keep it brand-neutral and documentary-like; avoid real app screenshots, platform UI, real brand names, logos, QR codes, URLs, readable private text, and intentional glamour posing. Output aspect ratio: 9:16.