Create a retro editorial collage about chaotic graphic design and workplace meme posters, using layered printed flyers on a warm beige background. The composition should feel like a scanned magazine page or social media banner, with imperfect paper shadows, slight grain, and playful mixed-media cutout styling.
Canvas: wide 16:9 landscape image, about 1200 x 675 pixels, beige background, with generous empty space on the right.
Layout: arrange exactly 6 main visible elements in the collage. 1) In the back left, a vertical white poster with a gray spiky original monster illustration, yellow eyes, black claws, and partial vertical black East Asian decorative text. 2) In the lower left, the cropped front of a vintage pale green minivan, partly hidden behind the main poster. 3) In the rear center, a bright cobalt-blue anime/card-like rectangle with colorful eye or character fragments and tape scraps, mostly covered. 4) In the front left, the main flyer: a slightly tilted beige poster showing a squirrel or chipmunk sitting at a computer desk, standing on a green carpet, wearing an ID badge, with red teardrop marks on the cheeks, red doodle outlines around the animal, a visible mouse and monitor cable, a bold red Chinese headline at the top, vertical red Chinese text along the side, a black bullet list at the bottom, a black bottom slogan, and a blue creator tag at the lower right. 5) In the front right, the larger main flyer: a slightly tilted beige poster showing an alpaca running generic image-editing software on a computer, also wearing an ID badge, with red teardrop marks, red sketch outlines, blue cable doodles, star doodles, small vertical English schedule text along the left edge, a bold red Chinese headline at the top, vertical red Chinese side text, a black bullet list at the bottom, a black bottom slogan, and a blue creator tag at the lower right. 6) On the far right, vertically centered in the empty beige space, place the small lowercase black serif word "design".
Poster text: use visible Chinese poster typography as decorative text and keep it readable where possible. The squirrel poster headline should read [Squirrel Headline]. The alpaca poster headline should read [Alpaca Headline]. Include a side caption similar to [Side Caption]. Include the bottom slogan [Bottom Slogan]. Include the small creator tag [Creator Tag]. Include tiny generic English details such as "DAILY MENTAL STATE", "9 a.m. to 9 p.m.", and "Work from Mon. to Sat." Do not use real software brand names, real company names, real logos, or trademarked character names.
Visual style: retro Chinese magazine poster design, playful workplace burnout meme aesthetics, hand-drawn red marker annotations, blue star doodles, paper collage, soft shadows, slightly desaturated colors, realistic animal photo cutouts mixed with flat graphic design, imperfect print texture, clean beige negative space, high resolution with a scanned-paper texture.
Constraints: keep the two animal flyers as the main focus, with the squirrel flyer in the front left and the alpaca flyer in the front right. Preserve exactly 6 main visible elements. Do not add extra posters, extra animals, watermarks, modern UI chrome, real brand names, real logos, protected characters, or private information. Keep the right-side word "design" separate and clean.
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